If she’s called a thousand times, that shit’s gotta be important.
1. She's Adele.
2. She has the voice of a brassy angel.
3. She's sold millions of albums.
4. If she called a thousand times, it's probably pretty important.
5. She's shattered tons of records.
6. Not literally.
7. Like Guinness Book of World Records records.
8. You understand.
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9. She still uses a flip phone.
10. So she probably can't text.
11. T9 isn't easy. Don't make her text you.
12. Seriously, phone conversations are a lost art.
13. Adele is basically reviving the dying practice of phone conversations. And also flip phones.
14. Phone calls are the new texting.
15. Flip phones are the new iPhones.
16. Adele is the new everything.
17. Do you think Adele ever had a Razr?
18. I bet she did. Because she's trendy as hell.
19. Can you imagine how many voicemails you probably have? Just answer.
20. You know she's Adele, right?
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