I’m going to be a glamorous emu for Halloween this year.
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1. Where can I get that lip gloss? It is so glittery and I want to wear it every day.
2. I can't believe I've never seen this film before now?
3. This is not the same as the drag show I've seen multiple times at the Imperial... but I'm also not 40 drinks deep.
4. The Impy's $3.50, four-hour happy hour was so iconic but like, I almost died.
5. That pearl dress is everything.
6. Looks like something Rihanna would wear to the VMAs.
7. All that morning-after smeared make-up. Same tbh.
8. OMG what is happening with this flawless hospital / Gaga look.
9. I love it so much.
10. If my funeral isn't this glamorous I will literally haunt the fuck outta the whole damn world.
11. I want a glamorous boudoir phone like that. This dressing room is everything.
12. This guy is the worst salesman ever.
13. "I look like a raccoon", literally me every morning though.
14. That was like a madman's version of a sympathetic laugh. Terrifying.
15. Feather budget on fleek.
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16. It's so weird seeing smoking in films in 2015. It really dates the movie.
17. I secretly love it when they say the name of the movie in the movie.
18. I get christening things - I'm into it - but that was a perfectly good waste of champagne.
19. I guess they spent all their budget on feathers and couldn't afford "YMCA" for the soundtrack? Or maybe this is a different Village People song that I'm unfamiliar with?
20. Oh we're on the road. That all happened really quickly I feel like we got no back story?
21. You know what dates a movie even more than smoking? The casual use of the word "tranny". So problematic.
22. A+ first-aid cabinet full of liquor. I love it.
23. This is like Spice World and Bernadette is totally the Posh Spice of the group.
24. There are at least five murderers hiding in that desert plain just waiting for a backpacker.
25. Priscilla meets Wolf Creek.
26. Is that wig made out of scoobies? OMFG I love it.
27. Also that zebra-print suitcase is amazing.
28. Why haven't I tried the drinking clear alcohol / replacing it with water trick before?
29. "Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get." ICONIC.
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