“She then proceeded to squat between our beds in the middle of the room, pull out her tampon, and shove a new one in.”
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I was in an all female open triple my freshman year of college. One of my drama major roommates walked in, looked around, and announced, "Oh my god, guys! Don't look, I'm totally going to change my tampon!" She then proceeded to squat between our beds in the middle of the room, pull out her tampon, and shove a new one in. She then tossed the bloody one in the communal trash.
—Kaitlin Powers, Facebook
My dorm building had an anonymous poop bandit. He made a habit of shitting in the stairwells on a regular basis, and even left obscure notes taped on the doors. One of them said, "You won't know where, you won't know when, but I will strike again. Signed, The Poop Bandit."
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