As if you needed them.
Guacamole is cheaper, emotionally speaking.
Yes, yes, we all know: Guac is extra. But guacamole does NOT waste your time or emotions.
Adult Swim
Guac doesn't lie to you.
Guac always tastes the same. Guac is always made from avocados. Guac is consistently delicious. I see no lies.
AMC
Guac tastes good.
Have you ever tasted a boy? Just a bunch of gross-ness, really.
Universal Pictures
Guacamole always makes you feel good.
Boys, on the other hand, *sometimes* make you feel good but mostly make you feel bad.
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